It's All Gonna Break

1. Someone threatened to set me on fire last night and then waited until I got off work at 4:30 am to follow through with their threat. I am officially on stress leave.

2. I danced on the island on Saturday surrounded by 10,000 fellow revelers to the happiest music I have ever heard. This - followed by the most delicious burger I have ever eaten - made for a weekend of superlatives.

Saving Animals Through Fashion

I have now personally prevented the extinction of all animals everywhere courtesy of this pose right here.