I am sad. Buy me presents.

It’s getting to that point in the winter when I start to seriously feel the effects of S.A.D. or Seasonal Affective Disorder. After 4 months of sub zero temperatures and minimal sunlight the lack of Vitamin D is starting to get to my head.

Since no amount of self tanning lotion seems to be helping me (I am also turning a very unnatural shade of orange, not to mention that one spot on my back that remains pasty because I can’t seem to reach it), I have compiled a list of material and immaterial (but mostly material) objects that you can send me to help me get over my midwinter blues. They are are follows:

-A Vespa
-A trip to Paris
-A new ipod since crazy coworker from horrible previous corporate job broke mine 4 months ago and only returned it just now, 300 times more broken than before
-Spin shoes so that I can have “street cred” with the scary lesbians at the gym
-A full head of 20 inch hair extensions
-A 4 month supply of Nutella, to see me through until summer

Thank you in advance,

Olgs