I am in luff

This is my new roommate Chester. He joins me from the town of Pottageville, Ontario. Despite this fact, he is not a hick. In fact, Chester is a bad ass. He roams the 'hood barking and biting at any animal larger than himself, or any child under the age of 12. He hates fat people. He really does. Especially fat women with pizza in their hands that bend down over him and say stuff like "Look at the poopy woopy shmoopy" in a really high pitched baby voice. He also refuses to walk on sewers or manhole covers. He's a bit of a party animal (as per his tshirt that says "hot dog" with flames on it), but him and I are getting along just great.