The Revolution Never Happened

Monday, April 11, 2005

Obligatory First Post

This is my journal. It is boring. If you are reading this then you are wasting your time. I will tell you why:

#1. I am not interesting. I live in downtown Toronto by myself. I don't even have pets. I am wrapping up an undergraduate degree at the University of Toronto; only days to go and I can call myself a political scientist. I hope to one day get a job at the politics factory.
#2. I am not eloquent or smart. If you are looking for earth shattering literary revelations, you will not find them here. I am going to write here about mundane details of my life which will probably be mildly entertaining to myself and my few close friends, should they even find this blog, but overall, I'm not that bright and really have nothing to offer.
#3. I don't get out much. This is partially because of school, but seeing as that is winding down, this is subject to change. I am also extremely awkward in social situations. This can work in two ways: 1. it can sometimes be entertaining for those in my proximity, 2. it is why i spend most of my friday and saturday nights watching medical dramas and soft core porn on my 5 channel t.v.

So there you have it. A 3 point explanation of why you have just wasted 1.25 minutes of your life reading this.

3 Comments:

  • it's okay about the porn, I'm into erotic literature...how fasinating

    By Blogger TJ, at 3:17 AM  

  • I pour my heart out on here and all you people focus on is the porn. Seriously people, seriously.

    By Blogger Olgs, at 3:58 AM  

  • You sound exactly like me.

    In fact, that is a good summary of why I blog in the first place.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:16 AM  

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