Monday Hangover

1. An essential part of being a full time slashy is a job in the service industry. All models are actors who are bartenders. That’s a law. I learned this week that Sunday is slashy industry night. Industry night is when slashy’s go to drink and they do so on Sunday because that is the only night when they don’t have to work at their bars and restaurants. I took part in this ritual yesterday and proceeded to ingest my weight in tequila at a nondescript bar on Front Street.

2. I was cast in a beer commercial that would have been a very lucrative endeavour. I was however promptly fired once the casting director realized that I was underage.

3. I have officially crossed the threshold of number of listens necessary to like the new Broken Social Scene album.

4. Olivia Chow, wife of NDP leader Jack Layton, just came to my door campaigning for the seat representing my riding. Had she not interrupted me during the “Paige Michaelchuk is a lesbian” episode of Degrassi: The Next Generation, she would have had my vote.