A Good Man is Hard to Find

Someone tried to steal my identity. Social Insurance Number, Address, DOB and all that jazz and tried to open a checking account under my name. They also tried to apply for two credit cards. Whoever it was is obviously an amateur as a simple credit inquiry (obtainable with the above stolen information) would reveal that I can’t even get approved for a Blockbuster card.

I put on some pants today, thus signaling the official end of summer. I give up. Damn you Earth and your 23.5 degree tilted axis.